first things first... Need kes veel ei tea, mul oli autoõnnetus alfaga...:) ma olen seda niipalju rääkind et see jutt läheb juba igavaks... long story short... ma müün ta varuosadeks...
Neljapäeval lähen ma arstlikku komisjoni, et näha kas mind sõjaväkke võetakse...:)
viimasel ajal olen häirivalt palju vaadanud inglise komöödiat... monty python, Laurel & Fry, Atkinson jne... :D päris lõbus...
ei oskagi midagi juurde lisada... kui mingi hea inspiratsiooni allikas tuleb, siis kirjutan...
hmmm... kuna ei ole päris õiges pikkuses tekst, siis küpsiseks annan ka midagi vähemat, kui tuhat sõna (pilt)
[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
See siis mu lemmik stseen monty pythoni "Holy grail"-ist (kuigi nõiajaht on peaaegu sama hea)
c'ya
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